
firstly, let me apoplgise for not having blogged for well over a month. There was a wedding (not mine, my brother's, and then I was in bed with bronchitis, n then, the ever present problem ... WORK !!!
And between all of this,(about a month ago... ) I had yet another blind-date which seemed like it was going sumwhere, but later took a drastic left-turn into a ditch!!! heres the story... hope u guys have a good laugh, its too ridicule not too... the pic is a tribute to the Dr.Idiot (who is French from Mauritius, but, to my disappointment, idiot in french is spelt the same...)
A really sweet n wonderful friend of mine had a brainwave... to set me up with her boyfriend's friend...so, i agreed...(after the last 11 odd disasters over the last two yrs, i fugured it couldnt be too bad.... since this guy was a Doctor!!!)
anyway, the blind date went well, followed by a movie, followed by a text msg that evening saying it was niceto have met me.. n when was i free for coffee again.. so, this started a series of coffee-dates and daily mxit conversations which lasted for approx. 2-3 hrs every day... ( those of u who havent heard of mxit.. its an online chat program on ur cellphone, that is really cheap n saves u from making an hr long phonecall to ur bestfriend to update her on the latest gossip...)
anywayz, after bout a month of constant contact.. this dude then decides to "explain a few things "
This is a snippet of the conversation that we had....
"""Idiot: i hope that u r not expecting anything from this relationship. I really like u, u r really cool n an interesting person, but we have differences
Me: I wasnt expecting anything from u , but what kinda differences?
Idiot: Someone who is not traditional...
Me: Traditional meaning?
Idiot: the way things are done, weddings etc.
u r different from me, i am looking for sumone who is like me, im not sure how she must be exactly, mayb i wont ever meet her .. im not being fussy, thats just how i feel... im sorry if i have hurt u ... i really like, but as a friend... so, can we still spk everyday n meet up?
Me: I have a lot of friends, but i dont chat to all of them everynite, so i dont think thats a good idea...
Idiot: oh yes, i can see how that would cause us to become involved...but thank u for agreeing to be my friend, and im sorry if i have not lived up to ur expectations!!! """" (the rest of the conversation went downhill from there, whereby he made it sound as though as i was hopelessly in love with him n i propositioned him(for God alone knows what) and he feels that he is hurting me so, sorry... but i really want to be ur friend... )
I ask u ... which dumb ass goes on a blind date/ set-up to "make friends? " did he not realise that the point of a blind date.. is to met a person who could be a potential "sumbody" ??? n y waste his time, as well as my precious time (for a month) when we have such extreme differences?
so, the conclusion to this disaster is... NO MORE SET-UPS/BLIND DATES... be it my family or even my best best friend ..I will be out the door and missing before they can even mention his middle name...
i'd like the co-ordinates of the planet that keeps sending out these life-forms, so that one day when the technology is available to us, a careful aim with a domestic laser is all it will take to obliterate their species, or at least give them a nasty enough burn.
ReplyDeleteruby,
ReplyDeleteoh my god!
let's find a gun! shoot the Dr. Idiot! quick! these blind dates are hilarious (during my one friends blind date..she nearly killed me for laughing like a hyena while the date was in process - i couldn't help it).
maybe you should do "samoosa runs" aka arranged "viewing" ;P
saaleha: it's called Mars sweety.
Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
Saaleha: mayb we could shoot them to pluto, since thats the furthest planet n then we wont have to suffer by breathing in the same air as them...
ReplyDeleteBelladonna: no, no,no, NO samoosa or even a bhajia run for me.. ANYMORE... the crappy thing bout Dr. Idiot is that he was actually a nice guy who just drastically metaphorphised into jerk material... talk about Dr Jekyll and Mr hyde hey:> :>
lol, i will always stand by my opinion that men have schizophrenia.
ReplyDeletesomedays they can be so charming and other days you wonder why is their a knife in your heart???
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