Something for the ladies
got this email today.. had such a laugh !
A WOMAN'S HEART IS LIKE A CIRCUS
There is always room for another clown...
WHAT CAN ONE GIVE TO A MAN WHO THINKS HE HAS IT ALL?
A woman to show him how it all works!
WHY DO BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS KILL THE MALE AFTER COPULATION?
To stop the loud snoring even before it starts
WHY DO MEN LIKE TO MARRY VIRGINS?
Because they cannot stand criticism...
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INTERESTING MAN WHERE YOU LIVE?
A tourist
WHY DID GOD CREATE MEN?
Because vibrators cannot mow the lawn...
WHAT DO CLITORIS, ANNIVERSARIES AND THE TOILET BOWL HAVE IN COMMON?
Men miss them all!
WHY DO SO MANY WOMEN FAKE ORGASM?
Because men fake foreplay...
WHY IS IT THAT ONLY 10% OF MEN GO TO HEAVEN
If all men went to heaven it would simply be hell!
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND PIGS?
Pigs do not turn into men after drinking!
WHY ARE MEN IN BED LIKE MICROWAVE FOOD?
After 30 seconds they are both done!
WHAT DISEASE PARALYSES WOMEN FROM THE WASTE DOWN?
Marriage.
WHY DO MEN HAVE A CLEAN CONSCIENCE?
Because they never use it.
WHY DID GOD FIRST CREATE MAN AND THEN CREATED WOMAN?
Because experiments are first done on animals before applying them to humans
WHY DO MEN LOVE INTELLIGENT WOMEN?
Because opposites attract
WHAT IS THE SMALLEST BOOK IN THE WORLD?
"Everything that men know about women"
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND FRUIT?
Fruit eventually gets ripe.....
WHY ARE BATTERIES BETTER THAN MEN?
At least they have a positive side...
WHY IS IT NOT POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO HAVE A GOOD CHARACTER AND BE INTELLIGENT
AT THE SAME TIME?
If that were the case he would be a woman...
WHAT DID GOD SAY AFTER HE CREATED MAN?
I can perfect this creature....
WHY ARE MILLIONS OF SPERMS NEEDED TO FERTILIZE ONE SINGLE EGG?
Because sperms are male and refuse to ask for directions....
WHEN DOES A MAN LOOSE 90% OF HIS INTELLIGENCE?
When he becomes a widow...
WHEN DOES A MAN LOOSE THE REMAINING 10%?
When his dog dies...
10 comments:
Thanks for a good laugh,ruby
lol!
that's brilliant!
haha!
good to see you laughing again ........:))))
fida
puresoul786@yahoo.com
Hilarious stuff!
Isnt it funny tho
the prophet said most of hell would be of women, simply for not covering their ourah
anonymous:
the internet is a medium of fitnah, best you stay away.
HEY...i resemble those remarks :-(
except one because...I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!! :-D
LOL! nice one ruby! this is being forwarded to all the males i know as we speak! i see junaid was the only brave male to comment. anon could be male for all we know but he's a coward =P
Hahahha. Thats hilarious man. Thanks I REALLY needed that.
heeeheeeheeee... funny
as an alien i cannot take offence, we have three tenticles used for sex, and one size fits all - oooooohhhhh
mr anonymous: isnt it funny that on a
blog you cant see who's oura is being covered and whos is not. perhaps you should cover your mouth instead and save yourself from hell.
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