On a lighter note!!
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are'nt so nice & somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are
cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are
shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW...WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!
8 comments:
LoL! we never have and never will
lol...that was...so..true(much as I hate to admit it) :P
Just say if happen to fall in point nr 10.. Wat is considered the FIRST MOVE...
YNWA..
Im number 5 :D
Where exactly am I on the list?
ta^killa: The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are
shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
IS THIS YOU??? are you still single? can i give you my number.. (just joking) .. dont be shy, and make teh first move, and tell that girl that you dig her...
yeah, i know, im starting to give advice now, hmm, maybe i should charge a fee..
waseem: Money is not evrything, i always say(heres my free advice again, soon you guys can call me Dr. Ruby.. the love professor!!) ah, yes, i always tell my friends, that it doesnt matter if the guy has no money, its whether he has the potential and dedication to make the money, not tons, but enough to be comfortable!! you one of the good guys.
Single Guy: honey, you on a league of your own, but you may just squeeze into no. 10 !!! cos you cant tell psycho-girl where to get off..
OK rubster, women is just primitive and incapable of higher brain activity. or the kind needed to understand men.
/me get's ready to duck.
OK question doctor love, how would you tell a girl you like her her without sounding like you're 12. i'm getting tired of doing the whole do you like me, yes, no box. most of them put abstain. sad. i didnt even leave that as an option.
king of scot: you lucky that you so far away, otherwise you really would have had to duck."women is just primitive and incapable of higher brain activity " since when are you of this opinion your Highness? i mean really? we not dumb, or stupid, maybe men are just too dense to get the point!!!
and to answer the love-question.. just tell her, it would acting like a 12 yr old if you dont, guys should be old enough, man enough, and mature enough to just tell the woman that they like/love/dig/hate/wanna break up with the truth.. thats all we want.. the truth... no sugar-coated candy crap, just the plain-simple-truth.. and if you do that and she doesnt see it for what it is, or adds the 'abstain' cluase, then screw her... She is not woman-enough , and not mature enough to be in an adult relationship. Womaen cant expect men to do all the work, then when the chase is over, and the poor guy is slobbering at theeir feet, they dig their stiletto heel into the poor love-sick guy's heart,.. thats just not on.. (damn, im really starting to sound like Dr. Love!!) maybe i should start a column or something... lol
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