googlisms on my name...

i tried the googlism on my name... here are some of the weird things it said about me... (*) .. not real name :> :>
ruby* is an amazing singer/guitarist ( i cant even sing in the shower!!!)
ruby is working at a greenbrier elementary school with people shorter than her(they must be REALLY short people... !!!!)
ruby is a 27 year old asian woman with two young children (i will be 27 in two yrs n 30 days time, n not likely to have ONE let alone TWO kids by then at the rate that the set-ups are going...)
ruby is truely a phenomenon .. YEAH.. thats true !!!
ruby is the second eldest true again!!!
ruby is stable (havent been admitted yet, so, methinks thats true
ruby is holding her regular morning classes to teach muslim women in kerala how to read and write (wouldnt mind having the classes, but not in kerala)
ruby is a bimonthly newspaper and a federation of revolutionary anarchists in canada (im so cool, i have a newspaper named after me ha ha ha )
ruby is also in this distinguished group, they are all regarded as perfect ( u read it right, puuuurfect !!!!!
ruby is cherished by mahometan writers (perfect, n cherished, truly a phenomenon!!!)
ruby is quite uncommon in lebanon (????)
ruby is a licensed minister and a born again blues woman (minister hmmm, i wonder of what? mayb Science n Technology in bout 10 yrs time? )